Tuesday, February 2, 2010
So, this is the first time I am writing in a long time, but I am writing again because of popular demand. I just have one thing to say about days when it just feels like everything is going wrong.....try to go to bed as soon as possible so nothing else will go wrong. I find that could be the fastest way to get to the next day. That is assuming the next day will be better. Cats are weird.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
How to avoid walking into people on a crowded street.
Here are some tips I can give, so people don't walk into each other on a crowded street.
1. When you see someone that looks like they don't want to move out of your way, look above their head, they will automatically think that you are looking past them at another object and they will eventually have to make the move.
2. If you both try to move the same way at the same time, stop, stare, don't do anything and just let them dance around like an idiot.
3. When walking straight towards each other look the other person straight in the eyes and intimidate them, hopefully they move.
4. Wear sunglasses and try to repeat tip 1.
5. If you have time walk really slow, I found this very effective, people apparently don't have time for slow walkers, so they go around you.
6. Finally, Walk backwards, everyone will know you can't see them so they will move.
Monday, April 27, 2009
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