1. When you see someone that looks like they don't want to move out of your way, look above their head, they will automatically think that you are looking past them at another object and they will eventually have to make the move.
2. If you both try to move the same way at the same time, stop, stare, don't do anything and just let them dance around like an idiot.
3. When walking straight towards each other look the other person straight in the eyes and intimidate them, hopefully they move.
4. Wear sunglasses and try to repeat tip 1.
5. If you have time walk really slow, I found this very effective, people apparently don't have time for slow walkers, so they go around you.
6. Finally, Walk backwards, everyone will know you can't see them so they will move.
haha!! this is perfect for me. i think i like the last step the best. btw i have used the stare above head thing and it works...unless the person is way taller than me and is doing the same thing.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see more blog posts.
ReplyDeleteAlso in tip #4, where should be 'wear'
I laughed hysterically reading this.